だが断る。

Yes, this is the real Kishibe Rohan. Feel free to call me Rohan-sensei if you respect me. If you don't even know who I am, you must be an honest-to-God idiot. I'm the creator of Pink Dark Boy.
You must read through all of this, or don't bother interacting. I will know if you have.

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About

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As I've already told you, I am Kishibe Rohan. I will not tolerate any people who are identity thieves, that think they are me, or people who bother to interact with the former two while supporting their endeavors. I know I'm famous and thus many people want to be me, but it's annoying and a waste of my precious time and energy to bother giving them the time of day. And don't bother trying to ruin my reputation by pretending to be me, either. You will not succeed.
I am the mangaka of a series called "Pink Dark Boy," which debuted when I was 16. I am now 20. I commend anyone who reads my work and understands the subtleties.
Other than manga I enjoy travelling, baseball, and anything Gucci. I won't tolerate any moronic behavior near me and I encourage anyone with inspiration.

My kins.

No doubles. I consider it a watered down version of identity theft. Not only that, but there is truly nobody else who can ascend to my levels here.

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Tagora Gorjek from Hiveswap Friendsim.

Byakuya Togami from Danganronpa.

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Rouxls Kaard from Deltarune.

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Oikawa Tooru from Haikyuu!!.

Herb Cookie from Cookie Run.

Mettaton from Undertale.

Before you follow

Do not even breathe in my direction if:
You are Josuke Higashikata.You only plan to mess with me, make fun of me, or be an overall imbecile (precisely like the aforementioned Josuke Higashikata.)You believe I am some materialistic scoundrel.You will not thoroughly read this carrd and everything you see from me.You hold any disdain or disrespect for me or Koichi Hirose.You associate with Instagram user rohanhatepage.

Feel free to interact if:
You are a fan of Pink Dark Boy whilst not being a deplorable person.You have inspiring material.You hold respect for Koichi Hirose.You know of Reimi Sugimoto.You share any of my interests with me.You won't consistently pester me.

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I loathe Josuke Higashikata. He is a simple-minded, idiotic child who honestly is nigh deplorable for trying to scam money out of me and worming his way out of me figuring out how he managed to cheat. I recognize that he's a bit reliable and has tried to be a bit friendly a couple of times, but I doubt I will ever like him or anyone who exhibits his behavior. He is completely below me and there is no way I will ever understand how he manages to be a relatively well-liked person in Morioh... Much less how he seems to be such intensely close friends with Koichi. Josuke disgusts me. Do not interact if you will be him, be like him, or are him. One Josuke is already too many to waste my time on.
I only tolerate him out of pure respect for Mr. Joseph Joestar. Hard to believe the two are related.

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Koichi Hirose is one of the only people I have met in my entire lifetime that is respectable and I wish to be friends with. He is an incredibly strong and determined person and I will only ever admit to admiring him. He's a major pillar of inspiration for Pink Dark Boy, and some of the best parts of the series derives from my experiences with this boy. I will always commend the only person to be able to have any sort of influence on me, as I consider being influenced far below me. NEVER interact if you hold absolutely no respect for him. Koichi is a constantly growing and changing young man that has managed to pull me into his ropes. If you can't see the beauty in his character, I will most likely never glance in your direction in a positive way.
Do NOT try to steal this boy's identity.

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In memory of Reimi Sugimoto.